Dirt

This is nothing, I realize that. Tip of the iceberg when it comes to dirt on the face. But I would really like to know why boys have this unstoppable urge to grab a handful of dirt and do one of three things:
1. eat it
2. rub it on their bodies
3. throw it
That list is in order of Noah's preference. And it's any dirt, all the time. Mary never did this. I mean I think she tried to eat dirt once? But it's every time Noah goes outside!