So, it seems like I'm going to be pregnant forever. Right now I can't wait to be all big and pregnant looking, but ask me again in 5 months. According to babycenter.com my child is now the size of a lemon. It doesn't really seem like you could squeeze a lemon in there right now. My other organs must be getting a little miffed at being pushed around. Haha, joke's on them, it's gonna get a lot worse.
Also, baby can pee. Last week the babycenter place said that the baby is able to open its mouth and ingest amniotic fluid now. When you combine these facts it's a little disturbing. My baby is a pee drinker. So, Baby is already in the habit of drinking unhealthy things, Ian and I are going to have to discuss what to do about this. I mean do we ground him/her? What do you say, "You're in time out," and baby replies, "OK mom, not really going anywhere for the next six months." Parenting is tough.
-preggo meggo
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Best part is, that Baby is takin craps inside you right now and you've just got to sit there and take it!
I don't know if I'm going to read your blog anymore if you are going to talk about your child's waste products. I feel a little ill thinking about it.
As far as the parenting thing goes, I think you need to start a diary on how your baby is behaving now. Then you can whip him/her once the child is born.
Example:
Date 6/15/2008
You (the child) kicked my kidney during "Get Smart" and made me leave the theater to pee. One spanking for that.
Date 7/9/2008
You (the child) screwed me out of a vacation with Darren and Emily Glass. The most amazing people I have ever met. 5 spankings and a flogging for that.
See, this is a great idea.
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